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family of nigs tragically killed while raping crocodile

http://zwnews.com/2016/12/08/news-from-mzansi-today/ Sout...
28-sided uncouth figure
  12/12/16
i feel like this is how you get stuff like ebola
""""''
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http://zwnews.com/2016/12/06/zimbabwe-pastor-paul-sanyangore...
28-sided uncouth figure
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cannon
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lowercase moniker
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The Meanest Happy 2018 Now Back to Work!
  12/12/16
Is this "fake news"?
Judas Jones
  12/12/16
http://zwnews.com/2016/12/08/bulawayo-guard-ignores-wife-rap...
28-sided uncouth figure
  12/12/16
thank
warm hairy
  12/12/16
They need those Do Not Molest the Alligators signs. Sad!
Boichester United
  12/12/16
Please reread; they molested crocodiles. This inattention to...
28-sided uncouth figure
  12/12/16
Signage you describe does not exist, and no one knows the di...
Boichester United
  12/12/16
Gators have shorter snouts, larger teeth, and can spend time...
perpetual holocaust milk bath
  12/12/16
(seasoned molester of semiaquatic reptiles)
Boichester United
  12/12/16
reminder: libs literally think every culture is equal con...
.,...,,..,,.,.,.,...
  12/12/16
Also, was this even "rape rape"?
Talk to Your Kids About Niggers
  12/12/16
Did the crocodile have a body betrayal orgasm? Hard to imagi...
28-sided uncouth figure
  12/12/16
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"'"'''''""'
  12/12/16
Not sure, but lol at these cismonsters assigning a gender to...
Talk to Your Kids About Niggers
  12/12/16
CR, crocodile "biological gender" is determined by...
28-sided uncouth figure
  12/12/16
sounds like they all died virgins very sad
so what
  12/12/16
Many such cases!
28-sided uncouth figure
  12/12/16
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
  12/13/16
I'm impressed the croc got three of them. That had to be a h...
pooncream
  12/12/16
Looks like a bunch of other crocs showed up and went to town...
CharlesXII
  12/12/16
Old and busted: Sharks vs. Jets New hotness: Cocks vs. Cr...
28-sided uncouth figure
  12/12/16
Lols hard at this parenthetical "bedroom curse of f...
Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
  12/12/16
The moment of truth for the bedtime warrior.
28-sided uncouth figure
  12/12/16
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Talk to Your Kids About Niggers
  12/12/16
cr hard lol
Boichester United
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harem of cats
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28-sided uncouth figure
  12/12/16
If they were ready to overcome the family curse they would h...
Poster The Galleria of Harp-uary
  12/12/16
amazing thread
weird blob of shit from another dimension
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lmao
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Date: December 12th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: 28-sided uncouth figure (Quadra)

http://zwnews.com/2016/12/08/news-from-mzansi-today/

South Africa: A family from Limpopo is mourning the death of three sons who took unimaginable risk to cure an embarrassing family problem, they wrestled a river monster and got killed, as reported by mzansi life below.

The quest to become bedroom warriors turned into tragedy after a Limpopo family lost three sons in a crocodile attack. A family known for its bedroom curse of failing to perform when it matters most (during intercourse) fell in deadly jaws of the strongest reptile after a Sangoma gave them muthi and instructed them to go and rape a female crocodile.

The old aged weeping father who lost three sons during the ritual reveals that the muthi was supposed to act as a shield that weakens the reptiles after being dissolved in stagnant water to make it easy for his boys to catch and complete the ritual by taking turns to rape a crocodile.

Circumstances leading to the attack by other crocodiles could not be explained but it is alleged that some of the crocs got resistant to the muthi thus they were not weakened as supposed to be.

A family member claims that they trusted the sangoma since he is known for treating such manhood problems and has a history of successful rituals as testified by other clients.

"This is a loss to the family, the boys made a brave choice, the married ones needed to save their marriages, the divorce rate in the family was just too high leading to the decision to undertake the ritual. As men, marriages are strengthened in the bedroom during intercourse but my cousins had problems with their manhoods.

"We lost precious lives and we are weeping. As a tradition we canít question the sangoma but only to accept the outcome," he said.

Limpopo political leadership discourages dangerous traditional practices, they encouraged citizens to consider safety first and to reject dangerous rituals.

Two bodies of the deceased were recovered unfortunately the hungry reptiles had already descended on the other body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32118881)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: """"''


i feel like this is how you get stuff like ebola

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32118888)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: 28-sided uncouth figure (Quadra)

http://zwnews.com/2016/12/06/zimbabwe-pastor-paul-sanyangore-congregants-sewage-drink/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32118937)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119027)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: lowercase moniker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119376)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: The Meanest Happy 2018 Now Back to Work!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32123523)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Judas Jones

Is this "fake news"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32118894)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: 28-sided uncouth figure (Quadra)

http://zwnews.com/2016/12/08/bulawayo-guard-ignores-wife-rapes-dogs-every-night/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32118933)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:32 AM
Author: warm hairy

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119186)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Boichester United

They need those Do Not Molest the Alligators signs. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32118954)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: 28-sided uncouth figure (Quadra)

Please reread; they molested crocodiles. This inattention to detail will be noted in you're review. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32118989)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:37 AM
Author: Boichester United

Signage you describe does not exist, and no one knows the difference between gators and crocs since that one guy died.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119222)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: perpetual holocaust milk bath

Gators have shorter snouts, larger teeth, and can spend time on land. Crocs have longer snouts, rows of small, sharp teeth, and stay in the water

(no cheating)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119370)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Boichester United

(seasoned molester of semiaquatic reptiles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32121229)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: .,...,,..,,.,.,.,...

reminder: libs literally think every culture is equal

congo pygmies == north germanics and it doesnt matter who immigrates and populates our society bigot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119019)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: Talk to Your Kids About Niggers ( )

Also, was this even "rape rape"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119244)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: 28-sided uncouth figure (Quadra)

Did the crocodile have a body betrayal orgasm? Hard to imagine it didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32121188)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: "'"'''''""'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32121193)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Talk to Your Kids About Niggers ( )

Not sure, but lol at these cismonsters assigning a gender to that crocodile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32121199)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: 28-sided uncouth figure (Quadra)

CR, crocodile "biological gender" is determined by the temperature when they're developing so all crocodiles are actually trans. LMAO stupid niggers who think they can understand crocodile gender without a class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32121577)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: so what

sounds like they all died virgins very sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119029)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: 28-sided uncouth figure (Quadra)

Many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119030)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: weird blob of shit from another dimension (that has telepathic powers)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32128959)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: pooncream

I'm impressed the croc got three of them. That had to be a hell of a scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119045)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: CharlesXII (CharlesXII)

Looks like a bunch of other crocs showed up and went to town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119046)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: 28-sided uncouth figure (Quadra)

Old and busted: Sharks vs. Jets

New hotness: Cocks vs. Crocs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119081)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro

Lols hard at this parenthetical

"bedroom curse of failing to perform when it matters most (during intercourse)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119175)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: 28-sided uncouth figure (Quadra)

The moment of truth for the bedtime warrior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119209)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:37 AM
Author: Talk to Your Kids About Niggers ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119221)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Boichester United

cr hard lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119230)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: harem of cats



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32124150)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:53 AM
Author: 28-sided uncouth figure (Quadra)

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/39781214/ns/world_news-africa/t/crocodile-blamed-congo-air-crash/#.WE7V3cdshnl

I don't know for *sure* that they were smuggling this crocodile in order to fuck it, but in light of the above I am forced to conclude that they were. Very troubling!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119343)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32119374)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 7:23 PM
Author: 28-sided uncouth figure (Quadra)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32123490)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: Poster The Galleria of Harp-uary

If they were ready to overcome the family curse they would have grown and shown some CROC CONTROL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32123520)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: weird blob of shit from another dimension (that has telepathic powers)

amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#32124209)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: whittier grad's bar exam diapers

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3457210&forum_id=2#34424802)